Total Medals Earned: 275 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,535 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/495 points)
Watch the Intro
First level in under 5 seconds
Collect all floppies
Die 1000 times
Slay the Nyan Cat
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/440 points)
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 16/32 (160/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (120/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
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I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
First free shape unlocked.
First bonus shape bought.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/280 points)
Check out the Credits page!
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/500 points)
ice age scenario
virus scenario
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You oppose SOPA & PIPA
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal